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- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris’ iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
- If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
- Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
- Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes.
- No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Just something funny that I found on the internet. There are more “Chuck Norris facts” These are just a few.