Chuck Norris facts

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  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris’ iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
  • If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck  Norris.
  • Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
  • Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
  • Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes.
  • No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Just something funny that I found on the internet. There are more “Chuck Norris facts” These are just a few.

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2 thoughts on “Chuck Norris facts

  1. Carmen

    Ha, ha, I loved the one about the boogeyman checking his closet for Chuck Norris before going to sleep! I hope you don’t mind I added a photo …

    Reply

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